Men are just big kids

Don't you just love and me for this entry :D

Yeah, to be honest with all of you, we, men, are just big kids.
And you are nodding your head right now to agree with me, right ?

So, girls, i will go on

• Let the "kid" having his private time to hang out with his buddies. As long as they don't do stupid stuff. As long as they don't do anything that is not healthy. What is wrong with letting them play video game for a few hours. They all want to be hero and the best place that "your hero" doesn't get any real ham is in virtual world.
• Let the "kid" talking about doing things that will change this world. We all know "kids" have dreams, dreams keep them live for tomorrow. As long as they don't insult the other in their conversation. As long as they don't start any fight.
• Let look at the world with your "kid". Don't just look at the other all the time. There are more than 1 life to live. Don't make the time of two become one. Don't give up 100% of your time and make your schedule around the "kid's" schedule so you two could just look at the other. You and your "kid" should have some share time but don't make all becomes share-time.
• "Kids" love trophies and you are his life trophy. So take some time for yourself to make sure "his trophy" is quite shinning. He would not be able to thank you enough for that. He would love to show off "his trophy" with friends some days so be prepared.

Think before you speak...last one

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This is the last in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the state of Michigan in America laughing for 2 days

And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,

In the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that,

The day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,

Turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did he have to leave the set,

But half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Think before you speak...fifth

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This is the fifth in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.

One day we stopped at McDonalds for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my burger, I smelled something funny,

So of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter;

she was clean.

Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.

I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".

I kept thinking

"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."

Then I said,

"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"

"No," he replied.

I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,

Bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled

"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their food laughing,

He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

An old couple made me feel better,

Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

Think before you speak...forth

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This is the forth in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FOURTH TESTIMONY:

While in line at the bank one afternoon,

My toddler decided to release

Some pent-up energy and ran amok.

I was finally able to grab hold of

Her after receiving looks of disgust

And annoyance from other patrons.

I told her that if she did not start behaving

"right now" she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,

"If you don't let me go right now,

I will tell Grandma that I saw you

Kissing Daddy's willy last night!"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.

Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

I mustered up the last of my dignity and

Walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

Think before you speak...third

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This is the third in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and

Passed by a store that sold a

Variety of candy and nuts.

As we were looking at the display case,

The boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

My sister started to laugh hysterically.

The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

To this day, my sister has never let me forget..

Think before you speak...second

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This is the second in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.

I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes,

I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.

He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"

Think before you speak... first

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This is the first in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow

And asked loudly,

"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a bl*w j0b?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back

My husband didn't say a word...

He knew better.