Think before you speak...fifth

I got these from a friend, he might got it from a friend of a friend which got it from another friend, so please give credit to the original owner. I am just reposting it.

This is the fifth in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.

One day we stopped at McDonalds for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my burger, I smelled something funny,

So of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter;

she was clean.

Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.

I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".

I kept thinking

"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."

Then I said,

"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"

"No," he replied.

I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,

Bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled

"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their food laughing,

He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

An old couple made me feel better,

Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!