Think before you speak...forth

I got these from a friend, he might got it from a friend of a friend which got it from another friend, so please give credit to the original owner. I am just reposting it.

This is the forth in the six reasons series why you should think before you speak (The last one is great!!!!)

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

FOURTH TESTIMONY:

While in line at the bank one afternoon,

My toddler decided to release

Some pent-up energy and ran amok.

I was finally able to grab hold of

Her after receiving looks of disgust

And annoyance from other patrons.

I told her that if she did not start behaving

"right now" she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,

"If you don't let me go right now,

I will tell Grandma that I saw you

Kissing Daddy's willy last night!"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.

Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

I mustered up the last of my dignity and

Walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.